when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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