is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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