She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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