the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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