was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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