More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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