so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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