YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Is it penis luge time yet?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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