Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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