I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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