just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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