You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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