Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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