I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him