Whod you bang
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
27 Of The Most NSFW Life Hacks
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself