Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.