these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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