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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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