Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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