No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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