We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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