i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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