No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........