Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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