We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?