we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.