do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.