So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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