It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON