You don't have asthma, your pregnant
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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