i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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