Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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