i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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