VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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