eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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