They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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