Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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