Plan B is the new Plan A
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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