theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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