it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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