im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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