Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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go home
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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