Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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