I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Dicks are not precious.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Your penis caused this!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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