We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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