its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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