Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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