i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
me + whiskey = a bad person
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When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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