Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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