More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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