And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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