I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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