It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog