Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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