Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You pole danced in your parka.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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